As we watch this poor bastard make an ass of himself on two coasts simultaneously, here are some tips to keep in mind when making a business presentation:
1) Speak in a loud, clear voice.
2) Try to make eye contact with everyone in the room.
3) Keep references to Nazis and pedophiles to a minimum.
Gay but on the fence? A couple of weeks at Exeter and you too can say, "goodbye gay, helloooo vagina"! It stars Mitch Silpa ("David Blaine Street Magic") and several other members of the Groundlings.
Director: David Morgasen
NOTE: This has been posted here with the permission of (and thanks to) thoselilrabbits, as I am the director of this piece.
The OFFICIAL third installment in the "David Blaine Street Magic" series.
Blaine sets his sights on the same two effeminate idiots from the last two videos. And unfortunately for them, the third time's the charm.
From the people who brought you DAVID BLAINE: STREET MAGIC 2: THE SEQUEL
As the song from "Spamalot" goes, "we won't succeed on Broadway, if you don't have any Jews".
Producers David Simon and Simon Marx (Jim Cashman and Mitch Silpa) prove that point as they get their Tony Award and practically have to be physically removed.
These days a lot of people are passionate about the topic of identity theft, and perhaps no one moreso than Detective Phillip Pick-O of the Fountain Valley, California Police Department, who evidently shot this PSA in between strokes.
Enjoy the video while we phish for your ip and email address.
From "The Mitch Silpa Show".
Directed by David Morgasen
This marketing video emphasizes the company's open technology, which would work on multiple platforms. Because all MIS managers are so stressed from having to choose between platforms, we came up with a place for them to rest and recuperate.
It was a big hit.
ROLM, business phone system manufacturer owned by Siemens, wanted to teach their reps the concept of "Competitive Selling". Their goal was to teach them that today's selling environment is "a different world" from the old one and demands new ways of thinking. We created a film where these worlds changed right before the eyes of an "old school" rep... literally.
Tim Stack hosts this game show that pits your typical harried, overworked sales rep against one of the execs from headquarters (both played by our actors). The idea is to take commonly-used phrases heard at ROLM phone systems and interpreting them correctly.
We wrote and performed this sketch live for a Synopsys corporate event several years back. The lesson for sales reps was to "keep your mind in the game". And it was also just because it was funny. Features members and ex-members of The Groundlings.
Thinking of making fun of an albino? "Lord of The Rings 1, 2 & 3" and "Pirates of The Caribbean 1, 2 & 3" star Orlando Bloom tells us why it's not just rude. It might just cost you your life.
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