Cruise addicts become overly excited while driving to their cruise ship or by seeing other cruise addicts on the road and suffer a heart attack. They're cautioned to always let others do the driving!
Cruise ships have so many food choices available that if you're not careful, it can cause "cuisine choices catatonia." An affliction that puts cruise addicts in a catatonic state because they can't decide what or where to eat next on the ship. Temporarily paralyzed they almost miss a meal. Just be cool, take your time, and eat everywhere-- is Dr. Nutty's advice.
Cruise addicts obsess over picking the perfect cruise and with a plentitude of port possibilities extending around the entire globe, it's a daunting dilemma deciding on a destination. Just beware that it can cause Port Possibilities Paralysis- an affliction that turns even the quitest addict into a "Chatty Cathy" who babbles all of the destinations to everything and anybody non-stop.
As the world expert on cruise addiction (and also a cruise addict), I know the best way to survive between cruises is by utilizing the 25 therapies for cruise addicts that are in my book Cruise Crazy: The Cruise Addict's Survival Guide. It's my survival strategy and I want to share it with all cruise addicts in the world!
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